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Saturday, October 31, 2009

Fw: Home Grown Terrorism!

If the telephone companies could approach the level of uptime record achieved by the blogging platform providers and Internet service providers, the world would be a much more peaceful and much less misunderstood place to live in.

Do you recall how frustrating it can be to try a number endlessly and get all kinds of error messages, ranging from 'wrong number' to some other glib missive or recorded tonal voicing?

Well, an old friend sent in a classic example of how painful being misunderstood can be. I was tempted to do a little editing but refrained from doing so - in order to preserve the original punchline, sort of. Enjoy...

--- On Fri, 10/30/09, .........; wrote:

From: .........;
Subject: Fw: Home Grown Terrorism. !
To: "You";
Date: Friday, October 30, 2009, 10:19 AM

:

A woman was trying to reach her hubby on his mobile phone but discovered she was out of airtime. She instructed her son to use his phone to pass across an urgent message to his daddy.After junior had called, he got back to mummy to inform her that it was a lady that picked up daddy's phone the 3 times he tried reaching daddy on his mobile phone. She waited impatiently for her husband to return home on sighting him, she immediately gave him a hot slap, while the man was trying to utter a word, she repeated the slap, which attracted their neighbors to the scene, the woman then asked junior to tell everybody what the lady said to him when he called. Junior said:

"The number u're trying to call is not reachable at the moment, pls try again later".

LOL.

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