Tulsa-Smith:- emotional...: Those wacky old quotes need some pepping up...

Friday, July 25, 2008

Those wacky old quotes need some pepping up...

Quotations are really very nice when they find application in your life or give you a new insight into life.

Of course, they can be quite general in their statement. However, that usually takes nothing away from their usefulness or timelessness.

All you have to do is correct them, rephrase them, or reword them to make them more contemporary and applicable to more modern times, with apologies, of course, to the original author.

A few of these old quotes caught my attention online today. I got them from my iGoogle account:

[There is no reciprocity. Men love women, women love children, children love hamsters.

- Alice Thomas Ellis

That which has always been accepted by everyone, everywhere, is almost certain to be false.
- Paul Valery

A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
- Burt Bacharach]

The following is what I think of them. The first one is true enough, except that hamsters should be replaced with the word "pets".

Yes, the famed 50-50 love is just an ideal, someone in a couple always loves the other more. In fact, even in a business partnership, one name always comes first on the shingles.

I think that Mr. Paul Valery, whoever he was or is, got it quite wrong basically or, perhaps, he was not talking about scientific or natural laws.

Finally, Mr. Burt Bacharach - a fine singer, I believe - was thinking only about a few people he knew at the time.

With Web access and software spelling checkers now practically ubiquitous and all manner of hard copy thesauruses and dictionaries available today, correct spelling is no longer a big issue for most writers, especially poets and songwriters.

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